Cheers to the weekend

December 21, 2013 8:23 am
  • *about to get murdered*
  • murderer: any last words
  • me: imagine how is touch the sky
  • murderer:
  • me:
  • *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
8:22 am

agentotter:

islandofmisfitt0ys:

deviantfemme:

pratfall:

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

(via dutchster)

8:16 am
peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

(Source: grilledcheesing, via dutchster)

8:16 am

sassyscoutmas:

next week is christmas

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(via dutchster)

8:16 am
best-of-imgur:

Don’t blink, don’t even blink, blink and you’re dead…

best-of-imgur:

Don’t blink, don’t even blink, blink and you’re dead…

(via yerassisgrass)

8:16 am

cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
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(via dutchster)

8:16 am

dannfielsommer:

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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(via yerassisgrass)

8:16 am

gas-station-disco:

texting dudes like

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(via yerassisgrass)

January 6, 2013 6:21 pm
scumdeluxe:

poised-pandemonium:

So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together

why doesn’t this have like
40,000 notes already?

scumdeluxe:

poised-pandemonium:

So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together

why doesn’t this have like

40,000 notes already?

(via spidermanuk)

6:20 pm

Nightblogging: a collection

hydrogyne:

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and the most relevant of them all:

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(via spidermanuk)

6:18 pm

thegirlwhotriedtomakeyouhard:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

I DON’T HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO REALIZE THIS

(via borinq)

6:18 pm

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(via borinq)

6:18 pm

darrynek:

reblogging someone’s selfie is like the biggest compliment you can give someone 

(Source: panerasexual, via iwillmindfuckyou)

6:18 pm

f4me:

instead of getting a job im going to start stealing people’s dogs and when they put out a reward for the person who finds there dog, ill return it really smart idea I think

(via furnt)

6:16 pm